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Bad Love Songs

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Just in time for Valentine’s Day Twitter has unleashed #HarsherLoveSongs. Thought it would be fun to share some with you…or you can share some in the comments!

 

How Deep Is Your Wallet

My Eyes Abhorred You

The Girl Is Mine. Also I’m taking the car and the television.

Your Body Is A Wonderland…that should have gone undiscovered.

Your Body Is A Sochi Hotel Room (For more on this type ‘Sochi’ into my search bar).

That’s The Way Love Blows

Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’, Stranglin’, Buryin’.

I Just Called To Say I Love You…as a friend.

When A Man Dumps A Women

I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing…so I brought a camera.

Hopelessly Addicted To Glue

Baby Got Back Fat

At Last…you left and I got some peace and quiet.

Someone Like You…except hotter.

You’ve Got Bette Davis Thighs

Teenage Nightmare

You Are So Beautiful…on the inside.

Cuts Like A Machete

Your Sixteen, Your Beautiful, and now I’m going to jail.

50 Ways To Kill Your Lover

I Want To Hold Your Hand…but not in public.

Signed, Sealed, Delivered…here’s your restraining order.

Your Body Is A Legoland

My Heart Will Go Online Dating

Your Song (No, Not You, The Person Behind You)

I Wanna Dance With Somebody…Else

Maybe I’m Amazed…Maybe Not

Endless Codependency

Lovin’ You Is Easy…Cause I’ve Had 8 Beers

I’ll Make Love To You…because I made a bet with the popular kids that I could sleep with you on prom night.

Let’s Stay Together…since your the one with the Netflix account.

I’ve Got You Under Surveillance

If You Leave Me Now…I can play more video games.

Love Is In The Air..so I took a Claritin and brought my inhaler just in case.

I Will Always Love You…oh, wait, that person over there is more attractive…never mind.

Every Little Thing She Does is Passive Aggressive

It HAD to be you?

Thanks, Twitter!

 

 

 

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Arias’ Cellmate Tweets The Truth!

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Wow…just wow! I have been reading the tweets from Jodi’s former cellmate and it’s very interesting. Here’s some of the goo stuff (and the link below for more!)

1. She catches Jodi in lies – about her brother running her facebook accounts.

2. Jodi apparently admitted her own Twitter account is a lie.

3. Casandra (the cellmate) says she “…will continue to speak the truth and expose my former cellmate Jodi Arias for the dangerous person she is today!”

4. Implies Jodi admitted lying to Troy Hayden (FOX news).

5. Made threats regarding the prosecutor- Juan Martinez.

6. Asks her if she is “…in a fog again?”

7. Says “I NEVER (1) time ever witnessed Jodi Arias cry…and I lived with her for 37 days!” (No surprise there).

8. Apparently Casandra and Jodi got into a Twitter war but Jodi has since deleted all her responses. I’m pretty sure they are still out there somewhere. And that the prosecution will use them. (Oh- I just figured out that if you press the little “View Conversation” on the comments by Casandra in the link below you can still see some of Jodi’s comments!)

9. Casandra says: “Jodi has no moral compass.” (Knew that too).

10. Says Jodi demonstrated no remorse and bragged openly that she murdered Travis Alexander.

There is more so check out the link- you will have to scroll down.

Link: https://twitter.com/CollinsCasandra

Laugh Today

So I was trolling Twitter while watching the “Modern Family” marathon today and a great hashtag came up. I know some of my readers don’t like Twitter (and it can be annoying) but this is a good one: #AddaWordRuinaMovie

Examples:

The Lord of the Onion Rings

The Shirley Temple of Doom

Iron Deficiency Man

Paranormal Activity Book

Jurassic Trailer Park

Tax Return of the Jedi

Schindler’s Grocery list

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Antidepressents

Field of Wet Dreams

Batman Begins Chemotherapy

Death March of the Penguins

The Breakfast Burrito Club

Finding Nemo’s Remains

Dances With Teen Wolves

Grandma Debbie Does Dallas

Lincoln Nebraska

Men In Black Hose

Lady and the Tramp Stamp

The Human Remains of the Day (Thanks, The Bloggess!)

Mr. Holland’s Gaping Opus

101 Delicious Dalmatians

The Sound of Dubstep Music

Caddyshack II

Three Men and a Dead Baby

Miracle Whip on 34th Street

Old Yeller Dies

Aliens Vs. Child Predator

She’s Gotta Have It Biopsied

Last Bouncy House on the Left

…yes there are better things I could be doing ….

Satan’s Following Me!

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So I decided to check my Twitter followers to see how many were following me for my sarcastic Big Brother comments and how many were following me for my Trial coverage. Turns out Satan is following me! It actually stopped me in my tracks for a second. Then I thought, well, I am following the tweets of God, so maybe he got jealous? He wanted to even the field somehow? I don’t have many followers so why me? You’d think he would follow a Kardashian or maybe Lindsey Lohan. So then I thought- well i could block him…but I am new to twitter and don’t know how to block anyone and also do I really want to piss him off?

Arias On Monday…Here We Go Again!

 

 

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Jodi’s Defense Attorneys have filed more motions regarding keeping cameras out of the courtroom. They cite the death threats aimed at their witnesses as the problem. (Though, if you recall, the lovely ‘Pot-Head Patti’ admitted there were no death threats.). They also want to get the twitter addresses of the jurors to make sure they are not manipulated by media- they imply that the alternate juror, Tara K., was on Twitter during the trial. From what I saw of her account I believe she started it AFTER the trial. She was new to Twitter. (Of course, as we all know Jodi is on Twitter). Oh, and of course, they still want to delay the rest of this trial. Will it ever end? Stay tuned–we have her in court this coming Monday morning at 8:30 a.m.  Arizona time! Here is a link to the article, provided by my favorite Twitter source- @WitchyTweets (thanks!): http://www.kpho.com/story/22848146/judge-sets-another-hearing-before-penalty-phase-of-jodi-arias-trial

Jodi Has A Boyfriend?

Rumors are being spread about a male sitting next to Jodi’s Mom blowing kisses and winking at Jodi.

Here’s the scoop and the people giving us the inside look-

From Twitter:

@josemcyntire: Any chance you saw the Romeo wooing Jodi Arias in court today?

@tarakelley320: yep he sat in the family row by her mom right in front of me.

@katiecoolady: It was a young male with a dramatic striped hairstyle-never saw him before.

 

*Jose McYntire is awesome. He is sharp as a tack and often gets the scoop before anyone else. You should follow him.

*Tara Kelley was an alternate juror and has been featured on HLN many times.

*Katie is a blogger who is in court and often featured on WebSleuths. Her sister Cindy was murdered.

 

Twitter: @maryellenabc15: Mystery man blowing #jodiarias kisses & winks will remain a mystery. Due to Judge’s orders 2 seal deputies can only say his name is Johnny. (From the ‘justice4travis’ page- link: https://www.facebook.com/Justice4Travis)

 

Commentor- Tara Harris (from Justice4travis page):

I’ve never seen him before and at one point security was talking to him. He did blow her kisses.

Texas trial watcher:

mom and a male friend escorted to the back of the room, like maybe they tried to make contact or something….finally getting the convicted killer treatment!! (From the ‘Love for Juan’ facebook page- link: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Love-for-JUAN/536593039731786)

Katiecoolady (Kathy Monkman) later indicated on Websleuths.com that he was kicked out of court.

By the way- did anyone notice the miracle? Jodi no longer seems to need glasses! (Unless there is a jury present??)

Juror 17 Answers Questions

Tara Kelley, one of the alternate jurors has been tweeting answers to peoples questions via twitter. Here is some of what she has to say:

1. Do you believe she was abused in any way?     Definitely not!

2. Did you believe her “fog” story?      Absolutely not!!! Was definitely not believable!

3. Regarding the jury ‘betraying’ her:      It’s all about her!!!

4. What did you think of LaViolette’s testimony?      Didn’t like her! I found her rude trying to spar with a prosecutor!

5. Regarding Nurmi wanting off the case:      Definitely can’t blame him for not wanting ti represent her!!

6. Regarding the juror who got kicked off for a comment she made- Tara confirmed the comment was about how if they can $300/hr for an expert you would think they’d get us more comfortable chairs. She also indicated that the jurors were not the ones who turned her in.

7. How did you feel about the pedophilia accusation?      Disgusting and ridiculous! I asked her for proof in my questions to her! Of course she said she didn’t have any!

8. Did anyone buy it (the pedophile comments)?     I don’t think anyone bought it!!! Too far out there!

9. What did you think about her claim of ninja skateboarders?     Ridiculous! And then Juan kept referencing the hoard of skateboarders and it was sooo hard not to laugh out loud!!!

10. How did you feel about the 2 minutes of silence?     Brilliant!!!

11. How did they ask you about the media issue with Juan (Signing/ photos)?     They didn’t mention it was Juan! Just asked a general question!

12. Do you feel Juan was too aggressive?      He definitely had moments but I think it was passion!!!

13. Have you seen the killer laughing and doing headstands in the interrogation?      What made me most mad was when she said: ‘Gosh Jodi you could have at least done your makeup.’

14. What did the jurors think about ‘child abuse’ claims?     She was probably spanked but weren’t we all?

15. Do you think the trial dragged on too long?      Definitely!!!!

16. (Nurmi) was basically calling you all liars and that you were going home at night reading, watching, etc.      I heard enough in court! No interest in goin home to hear more and we weren’t supposed to anyway!

17. Was Bill Z. the foreman throughout the trial or just the guilt phases?      Foreman was chosen at the guilt phase.

18. Travis’ anger all sounded normal relationship to us. You too?      Yes and I really hope to be able to explain what I think happened and what that May 26 text was about!!

And it looks like we will get a chance to hear Tara’s theory as she is scheduled to talk with HLN’s Darren Kavinoky and Dr. Drew this coming Tuesday.