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What Jodi’s Tweets Really Mean

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So here’s the latest tweets from our favorite murderer:

2 days ago:

1. ‘To all those worrying who is tweeting for me NO IT IS NOT DONAVAN. Thank you.’    (She thinks we still care because she is so very important.)

2. ‘For the last 3 nites, Estrella’s kitchen served dinner in Styrofoam containers to nearly 2,000 ppl per nite. Sorry, planet.’     (An attempt to prove she really does care about that recycling idea though her allocution was the one and only time we ever heard she even cared.)

3. ‘Let’s clear up any confusion. Anyone asking 4 donation$ right now on my behalf 4 my appeals is not legit.’      (People are trying to rip me off!)

4. ‘I’m not currently accepting donations 4 appeals. Just don’t know yet if I will plea or appeal.’       (I am in control of this whole show.)

5. (Re-tweet from @Geraldo Rivera): ‘Am I the only one who thinks Nancy Grace’s relentless cheer leading for Jodi Aria’s Death gross and excessive? The anchor as executioner?!’    (I hate Nancy Grace!)

6. ‘I drew a bighorn sheep, now at JodiArias.com. These are beautiful animals native to the Southwestern United States.’      (I’m a fantastic artist and you should buy this.)

1 day ago:

1. ‘Please don’t send any photos I’m not allowed to receive them. MCSO;s website is misleading.’      (I’m so popular that I have to stop all my fans from sending me stuff.)

2. My friend Griz wrote me and posed an interesting Q: “Why do people find it so easy to hate and so hard to love?”    (My imaginary friend is trying to get all you haters to stop.)

 

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